WHAT TO BRING, being your a GOOFERVILLEN and all

Ear plugs - We're just a couple doors down from ye ole Large Sound Installation theme camps, and Large is Large. Expect 24-7 worth of various speeds of non-stop 4-to-floor (AKA, trance & house), with the occasional breakistry thrown in. And our own camp won't necessarily be all that quiet for the most part. Cheap jar fulls can be found at Walgreens; noise-cancelling headphones can be ripped off from most chain electronics stores, or from the head of a tarmac-occupying airline employee.

Water? Yer call. Our default water supply's comprised of nature's own (well, with some help) tap water. If you want purified water either bring a filter or buy that Other White Water for yourself - you can still include it on the cargo truck if you'd like, 'course. Actually, let me know if you're bringing any of your own water so we can plan accordingly.

A camp shower bag - Y'know, the black rubber kind. Fill it in the morning or whenever, and leave it out in the sun all day so it's nice-n-purty-n-warm. An alternative is to use some freshly decommissioned nuclear fuel rods, but the hangover sucks.

A tolerance for a brief shower - We're bringing up water in keeping with Burning Man's prescribed quantities: 1.5 gallons per person per day. So water's a bit of limited resource. And our pond can only evaporate so much water per day. so MAKE EVERY SHOWERS A QUICKIE...or take a sponge bath...or just stink. Weeeee!!

Meals that don't require much water to clean up - Sensing a theme here? Paper's the key. Use it, squish it, and stuff it in the garbage. Look ma, no water! NO FOOD STUFF OR THE LIKE GOES INTO THE EVAPORATION POND by decree of The Authorities and punishable by Fresno.